• "Your perverted genre fantasies come shimmying to life!"

    Time Out New York

  • "Comedy and partial nudity go remarkably well together. Where else can you hoot, whistle, and bust a gut laughing?"

    NYTheater.com

Three Sci-Fi Burlesques

Travels through space, time, and to a dystopic world where striptease is banned.

2006 was a difficult time for lovers of science fiction. There seemed no possibility of ever seeing of another good Star Wars movie; geeks still reeled from the second loss of their beloved Firefly; Enterprise, always disappointing, was now also cancelled, leaving the airwaves devoid of new Trek for the first time in twenty years; the revamped Doctor Who had not been seen in America by any but the most hardcore torrenters. And, though we didn't know it at the time, the one bright light in the sci-fi sky, a remade Battlestar Galactica, would eventually turn out to have been be all about God.

But in those dark days, one upstart band of geeky stripteasers called Pinchbottom brought a new hope, taking a risk no other burlesque show at the time dared take: they spliced their love of Science Fiction to their love of taking off clothes. Before there existed such a word as “nerdlesque,” back when the sci-fi reference acts needed to be dug out of the back of the closet, and when you couldn’t get a geek to come to a burlesque show if you paid him in vintage action figures, these risqué rebels launched bump and grind into the great beyond with Pinchbottom’s NAKED PLANET.

Over the last 20 years since, Porkpie Productions has presented several science-fiction themed scripted burlesque shows, four of which are collected in the script collection The Future of Burlesque, three of which are currently available for production. 


Previous Productions:

  • Collective:Unconscious Manhattan
  • PS122 Manhattan NY
  • Coney Island USA Brooklyn NY
  • 45 Bleecker Manhattan

TIME-STRIP

The Only Way to Save The Future... is by Stripping in the Past!

In the year 6870, humanity has been brought to the brink of extinction by the vicious Cyborian Cyborgs of Cybroious 6! But brilliant scientist Doctor Professor Danton von Calculus Placebo-Effect has discovered a fatal flaw in their programming: when exposed to the near-naked human body over the course of 3-5 minutes, their robot mind, unable to compute such sexiness, shut down! Unfortunately for the future, no human has been naked in over a thousand years. Enter humanity's only hope: the brave Commander of the 14th Interdimensional Squadron Betty Timely, who will uncover the lost art of the "Strip-Tease" by travelling... through TIME!

From implausible prehistory to the far-flung future, Pinchbottom's B-Movie-inspired Burlesque is an epic naked journey through the ages.

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NAKED PLANET

A Burlesque First Contact

The galaxy is controlled by the most puritanical government since early 21st-century earth. Under their despotic rule, as soon as a nipple is revealed, or a single trou dropped, the military is all over you, and not in the good way, like during fleet week.

Every bar slash performance venue in the star system has been shut down for noise violations, even the ones in deep space... and sound doesn’t travel in a vacuum. All sex toys were shot into a black hole – and not in the good way, like during fleet week. Worst of all, every burlesque performer was exiled, banned from the central worlds, sent into the far reaches of space, never to return.

We are the brave crew of the Spacedinghy Pinchbottom, the last bastion of sexiness in the sector. Our mission: to find the banished burlesquers and convince them to return to Earth to re-awaken the passions of humanity and raise up... a rebellion. And so we wander the fringes of this universe, trying to find a planet of myth, a planet full of beautiful people willing to take off their clothes in public: the legendary... Naked Planet.

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THE MORNING AFTER

Post Apocalyptic Burlesque

INCOMING - FINAL TRANSMISSION FROM EARTH ...
It is THE MORNING AFTER the apocalypse ... A small band of burlesque performers has survived .... but the provisional government has banned all forms of nakedness and forced us to become outcasts in a world we never made ... we are attempting to rebuild society the only way we can: by taking off our clothes ... if anyone out there still believes in the principles of truth, justice, and striptease, find us ... find us now ... the future nudity of humanity is at stake ... find zzzzzzzzxqz .... MESSAGE INTERRUPTED

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  • Jonny Porkpie, Zero Boy, Anita Cookie, Naughtia Nice, Scot Rayow, Delirium Tremens in Naked Planet by Allen Lee
    Jonny Porkpie, Zero Boy, Anita Cookie, Naughtia Nice, Scot Rayow, Delirium Tremens in Naked Planet by Allen Lee
  • Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow in Naked Planet by Allen Lee
    Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow in Naked Planet by Allen Lee
  • Jo Weldon as Godzilla by Allen Lee
    Jo Weldon as Godzilla by Allen Lee
  • Naughtia Nice and Jonny Porkpie in The Morning After by Allen Lee
    Naughtia Nice and Jonny Porkpie in The Morning After by Allen Lee
  • Tigger! in The Morning After by Allan Lee
    Tigger! in The Morning After by Allan Lee
  • Legs Malone and Jonny Porkpie in Time Strip! by David Byrd
    Legs Malone and Jonny Porkpie in Time Strip! by David Byrd

Pretençión: Un burlesque du cirque